“Fall Out Boy broke up?”
first response whenever I mention that Fall Out Boy is back together.
That awkward moment when celebrity nude photos leak and they’re totally just normal boobs.
Boring.
I’m still waiting for a celebrity to have tits make entirely of diamonds. Not like a bra or anything, just razor sharp tits.
How I think of time normally: Oh my god it’s only 7:00! There’s so many shows I can watch, and books I can read, and sex I can have!
How I think of time during finals: OH LORD IT’S ALREADY 7:00! I’M NEVER GOING TO BE PREPARED FOR THESE EXAMS! I’M GOING TO FAIL AND GET KICKED OUT OF MY HOUSE AND LIVE IN MY CAR UNTIL SOMEONE WHO PASSED THEIR FINALS STEALS IT FROM ME AND THEN I’LL BE ON THE STREET GIVING BLOW JOBS FOR POPTARTS!
I am laughing so hard
Oh god, it’s just like the dramatic reading of a real breakup letter but with typography and with a flash game thing andyeah
It’s good, you should watch.
here, have a post I reblogged two years ago
Homustakku.
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Sherlock.
Another one.
I agree entirely except for the part about the sugar. As soon as I saw the pipes I was thinking of an aerosol that was too heavy to float up out of the pit.
Slightly off, as the actual solution had pressure sensors that released the fog, but close. The leaky pipes made it a bit too obvious, honestly.
